Ellie: There was a time in my life when I too loved Edward Cullen. When Jacob was merely a blimp on my radar screen, but then something changed. Maybe I changed. Maybe I learned the value of the guy who was also my friend, but more likely, Jacob changed. When he took his shirt off in New Moon, I saw those changes and I was like, “yeah! I wanna bake cookies on your stomach”.
Mariana: No. Those are fake abs.
Ellie: These are not fake abs.
Mariana: They are too fake! They’re CGI just like the wolves!
Ellie: These are real. His abs are real.
Mariana: If those abs are real, then the dude who played Jacob deserves an Oscar!
Ellie: Yeah he does deserve an Oscar. He does deserves an Oscar, he does!
This is a real conversation. One I have had an embarrassing amount of times.
